Monday, October 18, 2010
I was walking down a beach boardwalk and saw a girl with ginormous fake boobs bursting out of a tiny bikini top. A guy was with her and he was licking the underside of her boobs. I got off the boardwalk onto the sand and started running. I noticed a lot of non-beachy looking guys - skinny, emo boys. One of them gave me a high 5 as a ran past him. They were all heading for the same place - a boarded up warehouse on the boardwalk (reminded me of Asbury Park). I figured there must have been a concert there.