Alien ape babies

Some round boulder fell from the sky, and we brought it inside. It started to crack like an egg hatching, so redneckhunter told me to make sure I retrieved the transmitter inside. So I took it out to the back porch, and waited for it to hatch - it got bulbous and out popped a little black plastic thing, so I picked it up and brought it inside.

When I got back inside, redneckhunter had a baby gorilla in each arm, dressed in little clothes. One was a boy and one was a girl. I was a little frightened of them, though they seemed perfectly calm, so I focused on cleaning up around the house. The house was a mess - there were food scraps all over the floors - carrot peels, etc. So I was busy sweeping, and doing the dishes. Then one gorilla started imitating me cleaning. I laughed at him, and then he talked. They were both very intelligent. I asked them if they were going to get bigger or if they were fully grown, cause I wasn't sure if we could keep them if they turned into full-size gorillas.

I was obsessed with listening to the walls of our house. I could hear Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up" from along the baseboard, and shifted a little bit, then it was Milli Vanilli or Janet Jackson. But I couldn't figure out where it came from because we lived on the first floor, and we had no downstairs neighbors. Then I uncovered an old message that had been scrawled on the walls - it was addressed to me and my college roommate from a couple of tennis players who lived down the hall from us. There was both a message handwritten on the drywall and plaque nailed to the wall. It all fed into my paranoia and conspiracy theories that something was going on with aliens.