Fight club

After watching Ong Bak 2 this weekend, I dreamed I was being forced to fight in some gladiatorial style exhibition. I had 4 opponents - each getting progressively bigger. The first was a tiny skinny girl who I was pretty confident I could beat, but then each opponent got bigger and bigger. My theory was that the whole thing was for sickos who liked to watch girls get beat up...

Enemies all around?

Redneckhunter and I entered a building, and as we walked up the stairs, we both starting hearing a spooky woman's voice telling us to beware, turn back...

We got upstairs and there were other people there, and a man started telling us that he had our backs, no matter what happened, that if someone threatened us, he'd hunt them down and kill them. He was really getting everyone in the room really riled up.

So when the doorknob started turning, everyone was on guard. A man with a machine gun walked through the door, and I pounced on him like an animal. I grabbed the gun, aimed it at his head, clocked him in the head with it and knocked him out. I then grabbed the gun, and started running through the house.

It was chaos, I just shot at anyone that looked at all threatening. I had no idea who was on my side, and who, if anyone, was trying to hurt me. There were a lot of Asians there. Things finally calmed down a little when I realized that most of them were on my side, but it was impossible to tell who and why we were fighting.

Pee dream turns ugly

In this version of my pee dream, I was in a bathroom stall, and I was having a lot of trouble controlling myself. I have never been pregnant or gone into labor, but I imagine that this was similar to one's water breaking. I just let out a torrent of water and blood all over the floor.

This must have been so alarming to the woman in the stall next to me, that she poked her head in under the dividing wall of the stall to see if I was alright. For whatever reason, this REALLY pissed me off. I grabbed her and actually started physically hitting her.

True Blood invades my sleep

So of course, I've had the obvious sexy Eric the vampire dreams... but this one last night - pretty bizarre:

I was on the corner of Washington Road and Faculty Road, and noticed that Nick's laptop bag was across the street, so I ran across the street to retrieve it, but by the time I got there, Lafayette was rummaging through the bag (though he was dressed not as himself, but more like someone from The Wire).

So I told him to stop. And he did but then he asked, "Excuse me, can I look through the bag?" And he was kinda menacing about it - menacing, but still sassy in the Lafayette way. I said, "No, you may NOT!" (totally Bill Compton...). And I yelled at Nick who was still on the other side of the street, "Buddy, he wants to steal stuff outta your bag!" And I kept trying to wrestle the bag away from Lafayette, so then he kicked me in the head, and I woke up.

(Second part of the night, I dreamt about Debbie and Claire practicing singing Clash songs in my living room, but in an annoying a cappella group fashion, while I was trying to sleep... This was just so infuriating, that I couldn't fall back asleep in real life, and got up at 4 am to watch tv...)